Wednesday, 6 June 2012

Comedy of eRrOrS


A Mother is indeed the most special gift by the God, often considered as His messenger; helping us all whenever needed, wherever we are!
But we all take many things in life for granted, especially our Mom and the efforts she puts in to groom us as a good human being.
These are the lines from school which I tend to recall many times.


Not that I read any moral science book! But these lines flash up in front of me whenever I see my Mom; working doing things so that my younger brother n I get them before handed, inspite of herself being exhausted all day through! Her dedication towards home and sincerity to prevent any inconvenience to her children often make me do things for her.


Though I am not as good at house hold work as I might be with patients on the dental chair! I always try keeping my things tidy, mind it I always TRY! But some or the other things ruin my efforts. Every sincere effort of mine turns to be a blunder and later a great comedy! Comedy of errors!

By the way I am not the only one at my place complicating things. My younger brother, who actually doesn’t seem to be younger anymore (has crossed even my height), is an equal credit holder in every act to impress Mom.

Yesterday, when I was back from the college, my mom as usual was busy working though already exhausted. So my little brother and I decided to try our hand in the kitchen. We both declared to be The Chef for the evening. The stepping stone was to convince dad initially to bear with us! This was actually not that difficult when compared to the work we took on our shoulders!


                                                                

                                                                 


So even dad joined our mission dinner! And we divided the work; bhai took the responsibility of preparing curry; Dad agreed to cook the vegetables and I was left with the job of chappati making! What goodness all three out of 4 members were in the kitchen! Three out of 4 burners were blowing as if it’s the Master Chef finale going on. And I was almost convinced to be one until something happened!

The oil dispenser was short of oil in it, and so brought in the bottle from the bottle holding unit to fill in. Suddenly my brother shouts in! Di not this one! I managed to stop the first drop to run into the container, wondering what’s wrong with it. He then added its not the bottle I intend to bring, instead had acid in it!

P.S- the draining area next to kitchen tend to pose problem, especially when our careless maid dumps in some or the other thing into the draining hole. And she advocates clearing that clog only using acid, which she got in a similar “2.5L bottle of Sundrop Oil” this time.

I took a breath of relief, wondering and appreciating my brother’s presence of mind and that he pays so much attention at home!
Well all is well that ends well. Dinner was good, enjoyed the stuff and had a merry family time last night. This was not the end indeed.

Today morning I stayed back at home. Thought would be able to spare some time to study for the exams coming next week. But again my helping hand was ahead of my idea to study. And bhai supported the cause.
The maid had again clogged the drain, which we realized after she left. My brother and I decided to take over a plumbing session! As I was about to pump out the things off it, my brother get an idea. He added, “Ahh! Di how about using acid to clear the clog!” and I like a proud sister, impressed by the fact, my brother is getting wiser day by day agreed to him.


He handed that bottle, which last night I was about to pour into the pan! I looked upon him with a doubt, “Are you sure bhai? Lets ask mom about it once!”. He added, “Trust me Di, I know it’s the right choice!”. I agreed to him because it was his vacations going on and he has been at home for more hours than me!

We started with our work. The bottle was tilted and the semitransparent liquid flowed out of it into the drain. As I was pouring it in, I remembered the experiments I use to do in my chemistry lab when in school. How that rotten egg smell of sulphur(in sulphuric acid) and pungent chlorine(in hydrochloric acid) use frown my head ! Suddenly gathered that the one in my hand was almost odorless in contrast! And surprisingly sticky too!!!

By the time I realized my mistake, I had almost poured a litre and a half of the bottle. I had a furious look on my face when my brother asked me, “any problem?” !!! Damn! We had poured in 1.5L of the actual refined oil into the drain thinking it to be ACID!!!!
The clog instead of clearing up, turned that area into something like a pond, filled with water!

But Mum would be Mum, she still had that decent pleasing smile on her face as we were struggling to overcome the blunder! Her cool way of considering our experiments and the unconditional love always inspire me to work. No matter how comedy they turn out to be, they always leave an awesome memory to me. Every time I make such silly errors, I feel like a little kid exploring the world and mom teaching me the lessons of life.





This, many a times inspires and teaches me to adopt great patience as her. And regarding my efforts to impress her, are still in process. Well as they say a single go success is not that satisfying. I am actually waiting in for mine in this case.  

Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Facebook:Just 4 Fun


Its long time since I last posted here, in my blog. Not that I did not come online since then, but some or the other things kept me occupied. I’m not into studies all these days, but there are plenty of junk in the virtual world to recreate and pass time. Some of the leading things I would like to mention are the various virtual games either online or via play stations, messenger apps as in BBM, Whats app, Nimbus etc and not to forget the various social networking sites…amongst which comes our favorite FACEBOOK. 

I guess its founder basically had an idea that it would help people to stay connected wherever they go and whatever they do. Facebook undoubtedly served the purpose, in fact I had found many old acquaintances of mine through this site.

It has definitely reduced the distances across the countries but widened the gap between the ones sitting beside. Still having an account on FB, the number of friends in ones list serves as an indicator of being a social animal these days. It has come up as an addiction amongst the masses.

And to talk about popularity, well it can be judged by the fact that people update every important milestone in life rather in a day as their status with a picture as a proof. I am just 2 and a half year old on FB, still have gathered quite a few things a little ridiculous here.

Ø    To start with the interests and hobbies in the profile are modified rather enhanced to make an appealing and happening one!


Ø    The beginners find it hard to decide, when FB asks ‘whats on your mind’ but as the addiction sets it…people don’t even hesitate to mention the number of times they drink water ( and the things after that).
 For instance one of my friend’s brother’s account was hacked and a       status update popped in “XYZ is in the loo” ;comments 50; likes70 :-p And the one concerned is unknown of the fact he was the  hot talk of the day !

        >There is always a gender predilection on FB. For instance a guy uploads a picture/states in some nice original lines; comments10;likes30. A girl putting in few lines of a song or a picture; comments50;likes100.

        >No matter how ‘kind’ people are in reality they tend to become stringy when it comes to ‘like’ a person’s status/picture/link though they too might be appreciating it within! They’ll browse through every single activity of others but when it comes to a single click…well I guess saves some ATP for them! How silly!

       >Another notion been observed, people tend to be politically correct while posting in the comments. No matter how silly/ ridiculous a picture it might be, exaggeration of reaction can be seen as you scroll down.
Some repetitions like Wow; Cute ; Fab ; Superb ; Superlyks ;Awesum brings in monotony at times. Seems as in the list of adjectives have shrunken and there’s shortage of words!  

      >Almost everybody on FB tries those silly analyzing games, barely wondering the mathematics involved lol. Still as they say ‘jst for fun’. And talk of self realization, “what’s that” would be the reaction!

      >They’ll spare hours growing virtual veggies/fruits or decorating their city, and when talk about in reality often complains of time!
No wonder 24 hrs are less in a day when 6hrs out of them you are busy online planting trees!
   
     >People would buy professional cameras or otherwise with great pixels, not to capture the memories but in lieu of a new Dp to upload and check the popularity quotient with the ‘likes’.

     >Facebook provides a ‘decent’ platform for people with similar interests to hurl mockery upon a common target (be it the teachers/staff/friend/celebrity/authority/government etc) without the risk of being unlawful/offensive!

    
     >Friend request is sent in huge chucks I guess. It is a matter of solicitation to enhance the figures in the friend list, irrespective of whether one knows U or not. One can say whatever he wishes to without the risk of being slapped/physically harassed!

In fact every day I open my account, have some new requests pending. Some people with a request would attach a page analyzing ones Dp with their ‘face reading’ skills.
Some would like to add u in their list just because they loved your pets in some of your album!

Some would not even hesitate to propose one in a message! With the clause of love at first sight: screen flashes… “Love u dear, will u marry me” Irrespective of the authenticity of a real profile picture!!!
Some wish to be in your list just because of n number of ‘mutual friends. This made me ponder, there’s actually no word as ‘mutual friends’ in English! One always have common friends but ‘mutual’? P.S. Let me know in which language!!!

I am actually not complaining or blacklisting things, because even I go online frequently and enjoy commenting sessions.  Its just somethings pinches me at times and becomes the most hilarious ones many times! There are many strange silly things I’ve encountered and I’m sure many of you have experienced the same.

Still I find Facebook to be one of the best place to pass time, know your friends better, reach to the ones in remote and distant places, share good and bad experiences, get into and along the activities with friends and see a lighter side of life.
Its just that;


          Facebook is a nice place, but Some people makes it Silly!